Monday, June 16, 2008

FUNNY POEMS

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo
Don't feel so angry,
you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you



Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
then I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straight away

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU

When your life is in darkness,
pray to God ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray you're still in darkness
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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